I, Writer … #26
Things are going fairly swimmingly over here in Fulltimeness at present, although I did have a slight problem earlier this morning. It came in the form of these jibbering idiots …
There is nothing quite so annoying as a group of skeletons dancing around your bed at 4 am.
They duly informed me that their names were Winterbones, Sleepybones, Lazybones and … Dave. And collectively they were known as The Four Skeletons of Writerly Suffering. More like the Drab Four if you ask me.
And, as they danced, they absolutely insisted on speaking their truths. Their truths at 4 am.
Winterbones said … Come on you chaps. Keep dancing and let’s try going a bit faster. Try and work up a bit of a sweat.
Sleepybonessaid ... I could just lie down right here and fall into the arms of…