The Accident Book … Extract # 5
Those of you who joined me last week will no doubt remember the unfortunate incident concerning Watkins and the ladder.
What follows is another extract from the ACCIDENT BOOK as recorded by Lord & Lady Northbunker on their estate in Dorset.
Extract # 5
Even as I write, Watkins is busy supervising the delivery of a lorry load of ready-mixed concrete for the new driveway. I retire to the kitchen for a spot of lunch with the good lady wife. I return an hour later to see how things are progressing. The lorry has departed and there is no sign of Watkins. He’s probably off skiving in his shed as usual. And God only knows why there’s a statue on the driveway. I didn’t order a statue. I don’t want a bloody statue. It is very lifelike I must admit. On closer inspection it appears to bear an uncanny resemblance to Watkins. The emergency services are on their way.
I didn’t order a bloody statue!
Take care folks