The Accident Book … Extract # 9

The Accident Book … Extract # 9


Those of you who joined me last week will no doubt remember the unfortunate incident concerning Watkins and the rock group.

What follows is another extract from the ACCIDENT BOOK as recorded by Lord & Lady Northbunker on their estate in Dorset.

Extract # 9


Watkins certainly seems to have had more than his fair share of bad luck when it comes to the jolly old accident stakes. In fact, the staff at the Accident & Emergency department have said that since Watkins is such a regular visitor they all call him by his first name. I really must phone up and ask them what it is.


Also they are now apparently in the habit of issuing him with something called a NEAR DEATH CERTIFICATE as a nice little reminder of his latest brush with the Grim Reaper.



5 responses to “The Accident Book … Extract # 9

  1. Wow!!!! He has come a long way… lol!!!

  2. Lol ! Near death certificate! !!

  3. Oh hit by an asteroid? Very rare occurence…one in a million lol 🙂

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